Like what if we set up a website where we sell bottled toilet water for 100 million a bottle and lie that its special mystical water from an ancient lake that makes you a bartering god or something.
We could donate the money to commie orgs
Wasn’t raw water a thing like 5 years ago or so?
You may be onto something.
Its even better than that. It was runoof from some pipe off the side of the road. The guy bottling it had his pipe found and people caused traffic jams to get giardia.
Boneless water
I have an Owl-based AI startup for surveilling your employees at nighttime after work and I need funding.
My pitch opening: Birds are real, but what if they weren’t?
health claims: bad [jail, fines]
nutrition claims: good [lots of grey areas]
spiritual claims: jackpotyou can get around health claims by going the MLM route so you can just offload responsibility onto “Brand Ambassadors”, but i think the spiritual-nutrition nexus is the pro move.
This is praxis
To be honest that’s basically what the entire financial services sector is coming from someone who studied and worked in the field in the past. If there’s one good thing rich people are good at its grifting other rich people.
We should open a youth center to teach the youths practical skills like teamwork and self-discipline. No matter what, at least we own the property, and can convert it into a private equity firm.
@Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net The real challenge I think would be doing it without feeling bad about exploiting people who don’t have the lightbulb fully screwed in. There’s definitely a threshold, though. Not like you’d do harm by diverting the already-scammed Iraqi Dinar Global Currency Reset crowd. I guess, to be super-ethical, think Juicero?
edit: Oh yeah donating lol, was just thinking about getting rich :blobcatrainbow:
We’d be only exploiting the super rich, in other words, the exploiters themselves.
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