• saegiru@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    This doesn’t quite work because subscriptions are voluntary and taxes are anything but.

    For non rich people I mean.

  • algalorp@lemmy.fmhy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Nah, its not free, all those years of time you lost with your parents while they worked was the trade as a child. Becoming a latch-key kid and the life-long childhood trauma of that is the trade.

  • quickdrinkthis
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    1 year ago

    Tell me you’re first world white without telling me you’re first world white

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    And just like paid subscriptions, all of the money (in the US, anyway) goes to the rich people in charge.

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    1 year ago

    And you can’t unsubscribe! Also the subscription service wants you dead or enslaved!

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    I can’t tell whether we’re just pretending for the joke that that’s anything like what taxes do, and the possibility that we aren’t makes me depressed

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      It kinda is though? I recommend people shop around and find a country that they enjoy, then they won’t mind paying taxes.

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        • If I stop paying taxes, they won’t remove me from the country, for starters. If I steal enough from them, they may make double-sure I remain a customer for the next several years.

        • If I make little to nothing and can’t afford a subscription taxes, they pay me.

        • Their free version works pretty much just like their paid version. People who pay wish they didn’t and people who don’t would kill for the opportunity.

        • Not everyone gets the same experience, even among people in the same bracket. (Alabama roads)

        • The government doesn’t mind if I share my citizenship, as long as I say I really like that person.

        • Even if they’re not supposed to be using the service country, extra sneaky ones still pay taxes, sometimes in the hopes of being legally permitted to continue paying.