Since farding and shidding is a masculine activity for the manliest of manly men, I feel super dysphoric because I do it a lot. How do I regulate my fard/shid dysphoria, or better yet, nullify my farding and shidding abilities entirely? Will HRT do it alone, or do I need surgery for it? If HRT can do it, how long into it to stop farding and shidding? Thanks!
I’m typing this while shidding, btw.
I’m afraid you need surgery. To get you up to speed on the anatomy:
This means that to stop shidding, you need gastric feminization surgery, where your intestines are rearranged to recreate that bifurcated tube to the breasts. This incidentally means that everyone shids, it’s just that half the population shids through the nipples and the other half through the buttwhole.
buttwhole, i like this typo but i haven’t thought of a good joke for it yet.
Pouth Sark did it first
I don’t shid through my buttwhole, though. I shid through my butthalf, but it’d be more convenient to do it through the buttquarter, honestly.