we don’t have to, they’re dying

Every time I see a milkweed I convene a kangaroo court to gulag them for revisionism.

They’re symbolic monarchs and I think that it’s okay for people to enjoy their treats sometimes

I’m doing a class collaboration for the sake of my garden

After communism wins, and after we work our way through all the actually pressing problems, but before we really work our way down the list far enough to get to shit like this, I’ll launch a movement to rename monarch butterflies to comrade butterflies, and pretend I’m very serious about it.

I’m not invading Mexico without the express invitation of local revolutionaries

Gottem.