Tastes exactly like how I expected, literally just water with some tomato juice… who thought this was a good idea 🤦♂️
Being familiar with the Gastronomic world, this dish is doubly funny because tomato water and soup shots bs are some 2016 basic shit, further demonstrating that AI is incapable of doing something remotely creative or reflecting the current zeitgeist, regurgitating old news and ideas that everyone had moved on from years ago.
A tomato water shooter
Shoot some tomato water up my ass, call that an enema.
Open a clinic in silicon valley based on AI suggested enema liquids
I wanted to have little teacups of tomato soup and a quarter of a grilled cheese at my wedding as an appetizer, but it was prohibitively expensive, and we ended up going with a taco truck.
Taco truck is
Good choice!Surprisingly affordable too! We fed 35ish people for like $400. Catering wouldn’t get out of bed for less than $1800. I think the whole wedding cost like $2500. We did a lot of the decorating ourselves and had to rent the house we had the reception at, and a crash house for overnight guests so my wife and I could have the fancy house to ourselves afterwards.
I was having a beer with my oldest friend upstairs in the house, looking out over all the guests when the truck rolled in. We didn’t really tell people what was for dinner, and a huge cheer went out among the guests. Super memorable.
Avocado sphere
Words do not properly convey the feelings I have right now
All the waste from using a melon baller on an avocado lol
Like, why a sphere?
Why would I want a tostada where all of the avocado is concentrated onto a singular point?
Also, I assume they didn’t season the avocado or anything
I’m literally angry with rage!
I think it’s because the tostada looks like an I and the avocado looks like an O. They probably asked an “AI” for recipe ideas for the I/O event 30 times until they got one that wasn’t literal poison and was somewhat on brand.
Knowing all the ecosystemic and labor inputs, the care and work that went into having those avocados be grown, harvested, transported, and opened, only to be part of a shitty nerd snack and waste 60% of its flesh. It makes you mad.
I can never quite bite through the sphere part of the avocado. Usually just swallow it whole
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Fun fact apparently a couple years ago they also made an AI cookie recipe. Had lemon, pepper, paprika, chili peppers, honey. Apparently also tasted like shit
this is the saddest snack ive ever seen
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Wondering what other avocado shapes were an option besides sphere
And they had to pay for this
“Enjoy”
lmao
i’m actually on board with techbros poisoning themselves with nonsense recipes
It’s a Frito and some V8 juice
