Gooning is a bourgeoisie tendency and gooners are a reactionary strain.
Firstly, the decision to goon for hours is not only antisocial but also prevents gooners from doing any sort of praxis or even building relationships that will help later. Instead, gooners consume bourgeoisie media with their array of screens using power and creating carbon emissions. Furthermore, anyone who has the time and money to goon in a proper cave is probably a landlord or something.
Down in the goon cave saying things like “sure thing, boss” and “right away, boss” for hours
Saint Peter don’t call me because I cannot go
I owe my soul to shady porn sites
You want I should flog dis guy, boss?