The head of Russia’s Security Council tweeted a thinly veiled threat aimed at the actor on Saturday.
  • DrSleepless@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1324·
    6 months ago

    Trump will call him a mediocre actor in one of his upcoming rants because Trump is Putins cock holster

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldMEnglish
    60·
    6 months ago

    I wouldn’t fuck with George Clooney, Russia. His much more important wife is probably already planning to take you down in the ICC.

    • Hupf@feddit.deEnglish
      5·
      6 months ago

      It’s like during the crusades again when they accused the other side of acting in bad faith.

            • ummthatguy@lemmy.worldEnglish
              12·
              6 months ago

              Taken from Whatculture:

              While O Brother, Where Art Thou? was eventually credited as an adaptation of The Odyssey (the first Coens script to adapt an existing source), it was a different quest to return home that served as Joel and Ethan’s original inspiration, one that provides another slice of sepia-toned 1930s Americana. “We were thinking of it more as The Wizard Of Oz,” Joel revealed on the movie’s 15th anniversary on 2015, “We wanted the tag on the movie to be: ‘There’s no place like home.’” Even after the story moved more toward picking up on the episodic beats of Homer’s classical epic poem, there still remains a few residual elements of Oz in the film as released. The scene in which our three bumbling heroes disguise themselves as Klansmen to rescue Tommy from a lynching, for example, is an homage to the similar rescue of Dorothy from the Witch’s castle by her trio of bumbling sidekicks in the children’s fantasy classic. The Klan even march in formation with low rhythmic chanting just like the Wicked Witch’s guards.

      • tal@lemmy.todayEnglish
        7·
        6 months ago

        Yeah, I was gonna say, I really prefer that to the Oceans movies.

        • The Assman@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
          3·
          6 months ago

          Yeah, forced myself through it back when the film first came out. I’m glad to have read it but I’ll take the American south version any day lol

    • givesomefucks@lemmy.worldEnglish
      93·
      6 months ago

      The Russian dub of Fantastic Mr Fox didn’t get Clooney and putin’s been pissed ever since…

  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldEnglish
    39·
    6 months ago

    I’m sooooooooo confused by this story. First off, how is George Clooney authorized to arrest anyone??? Under what authority? And where would arrested convicts be held?

    I guess the russia side of the story makes sense from their perspective. State run media, is spewing state run propaganda. That I get. I don’t agree with it, but I understand what is happening.

    But I don’t understand how George Clooney is arresting anyone. Can Tom Hanks set up a foundation and arrest people? What would happen if Tucker Carlson moved to russia, and set up a foundation to arrest American reporters?

    I do not understand the rules here at all.

  • Railcar8095@lemm.eeEnglish
    29·
    6 months ago

    I guess we will have to arrest renowned Russian actors like… Ehhhhhh… Eva Elfie?

    Seriously, I was going to say Milla Jovovich but she’s Ukrainian.

  • Honytawk@lemmy.zipEnglish
    301·
    6 months ago

    Oof, is Russia going to war on two fronts?

    Ask Hitler how well that turned out for him.

  • LEDZeppelin@lemmy.worldEnglish
    221·
    6 months ago

    Uh oh. Now Fox News has to run non stop breaking news about fabricated stories involving Clooney. Can’t wait for house republicans issue subpoenas to George Clooney for investigations into his woke agenda

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldEnglish
      31·
      6 months ago

      God dammit…as someone who loves absurd comedy, and has had a grudge with clooney since 2001, don’t make me watch fox news for what sounds like a hilarious feel good onion-esque “news” report. I don’t know where we stand in life anymore. Life feels like satire, so a satire news report is just being presented as real news.

      All I know is watching the squaking heads make up fabricated insanity about Clooney sounds like a hilarious watch. This coming from someone who’s never watched any more of fox news than the little bytes they play on the daily show, or John Olivers show. Just clips used for context of their own show.

      • sarcasticsunrise@lemmy.worldEnglish
        7·
        6 months ago

        Alright, I’ll bite. You mentioned it previously, what’s your “personal” beef with George Clooney? Are you David O Russell or something?

        • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldEnglish
          131·
          6 months ago

          I was 16, and got out of high school. I used to walk 30 streets, because I didn’t want to ride the bus packed with kids.

          So I’m almost at tower city, about 5 streets away, when everything is blocked off, and a crowd blocking everything. I’m trying to get through, but he’s in the alley, that they’ve since renovated and made a trendy spot, but back then it was just a gross alley. He had his trailer in the alley, filming something on the other side.

          I’m trying to get through, and it’s just this mob of people, and everytime I say “excuse me” they’re like “WHERE ARE YOU TRYING TO GO??? THATS GEORGE CLOONEY!!!” and I do not care. He had been a massive celebrity by this point.

          The whole crowd is facing south where Clooney is, and I’m trying to go west. I get like 25% through this crowd, and Clooney points at me, and a minute later these two guards are now trying to get through the crowd trying to stop me. Difference is, I’m a 200lbs high schooler, and these guards are big buff dudes, like 300lbs. So they were having more difficulty getting through than I was.

          I give Clooney the finger, because what the fuck, and he sarcastically waves like the queen of england.

          Finally I get through to the other side (what should have been a 20 second walk if nobody was there took 15-20 minutes), and now I got Cleveland police on me. They question why I’m trying to attack Clooney, I tell them I don’t give a fuck about him. I’m trying to get to tower city to catch the red line. They let me go.

          But to think Clooney thinks he’s so important that he can just block other people from their daily lives, and try to send cops on you if you’re ignoring him.

          And ever since then I’ve had a grudge against him. And yes, I AM attracted to Francine Smith in that 2006 episode of American Dad where she hates him for being (her words) “a self centered smug prick”. I said “So THIS is what it’s like having a boner for a cartoon character!”

          That being said, I still don’t see the appeal of those sites that draw cartoon mothers having sex with their cartoon kids…even if you draw them as adults, it’s still weird.

          • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldEnglish
            5·
            6 months ago

            I used to live in Shreveport LA where weirdly enough they shot a bunch of major motion pictures after production was moved there from New Orleans after hurricanes Katrina and Rita. One day I was walking to work downtown and outside my office building I passed a really scabbishly-dressed and overly made-up prostitute (not a common sight there). I kind of scowled at her and she gave me a what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you look as I passed by and went into the building. When I got to the office everybody was lined up at the windows and they told me that I had apparently walked through a movie set and that had been Demi Moore dressed as a prostitute (it was some movie with Kevin Costner playing a serial killer). They were all kind of outraged that I had interfered with the filming but I had the same attitude towards it that you did with Clooney. Like, why the fuck am I supposed to be happy about a film production interfering with my existence? I didn’t get any money out of the deal, and it wasn’t even a good movie.

            • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldEnglish
              2·
              6 months ago

              I think this story would be so much funnier if you would have tried to negotiate prostitute rates with Demi Moore, who in turn was confused because her rates for her work were set in stone with contracts and agents. Meanwhile, she doesn’t even know what you’re suggesting.

              And while small, almost nonexistant, there IS still the chance that her husband would have gotten involved. At the time? That would be Bruce Willis.

              I cannot contain my giggles as I imagine your confusion why Bruce Willis cares what price you pay a prostitute.

              • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldEnglish
                5·
                6 months ago

                I don’t remember if she was still married to Bruce Willis at this point, which was 2006 or thereabouts, but she was hanging out with Ashton Kutcher in Shreveport because I kept encountering the couple at restaurants and bars. Also had dinner with Ted Danson one evening because he was sitting alone at the table next to me and my friends reading a paperback book and looking sad and lonely so we invited him to join us - he’s actually a nice, normal, friendly guy.

  • corus_kt@lemmy.worldEnglish
    18·
    6 months ago

    Maybe it’s been all the terrible news lately, but every now and then nonsense news like this just brings a smile to my face