• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    My girlfriend giving me the most amazing road head of my life as I take a lazy left on Elm Street, only to catch her ex lining up a Carcano M91/38 from the Grassy Knoll and realize I should have taken my mom’s advice about online dating.