I have 7 properties I rent in the clown college town of Yonkers NY. AMA
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Will the washing machine tie all my clothes together in a comical fashion?
My properties don’t have washing machines but they do have (coin operated) wooden tubs
can you pack a dozen clowns into an apartment the size of a closet, or does that only work for cars?
Only 5 clowns allowed in one property at a time, please
Do you allow pets (marmoset, lions, lemurs, elephants, tigers, donkeys)
Yes but that requires an initial deposit of $400,000
Finally a way to contact you! The toilet has been broken for weeks and the water coming out of the taps is brown… Can you please fix it?
Sounds normal to me 🤷
Breaded or batter dipped?
Gotta go with batter dipped