I am SICK and TIRED of this bullshit. No, it doesn’t matter how many Bigfoot feet pics you send me, you can’t convince me THAT HAIRY APE has sex. No way. If he’s banging that much, where’s all the Bigfeet kids, hmm? THERE ARE NONE BECAUSE HE DOESN’T FUCK.

Oh and don’t give me some lame excuse like “Oh he uses protection.” Or “Maybe he’s gay.” BULLSHIT. WHERE’S THE STASH OF BIGFOOT CONDOMS?! WHERE’S THE PROOF?! None. As the great Mao Zedong once wrote “No investigation, no right to speak.” So to say Bigfoot fucks without proof is LIBERALISM. STOP RUINING HEXBEAR WITH YOUR LIBERAL TAKES.

As for Mothman? Oh, baby, he fucks. Unlike the shy Bigfoot (more like Bigfart) people see “Mothman” all the time. So there’s probably way more than one. Mothman is fucking so much that all of Virginia is a Mothman ORGY.

Once again Bigfoot FREAKS fail to stand up to the slightest logic or reason.