you need to assert dominance by kissing the guys in front of your wife, that’ll show her
Wtf bro, you out here kissing your wife? That’s kinda gay bro
fr bruh, she kisses dudes. now you kissed dudes. Better go a kiss a dude so you can kiss all the women he kissed and even it out
NTA (not the alpha)
This is so stuuuuuuuuupid make me stop laughing
Have her emasculate other men by kissing them in front of you.
it’s the only way to save face at this point
Fellas, is it gay to have a wife?
I can’t imagine anything more gay. Do you talk about your feelings and kiss and stuff?
Sounds pretty goddamn gay to me.
I bet you say sappy shit and give her compliments too. So gay.You mean legally commit to hang out with a woman? Sounds pretty gay to me.
Very
Look, do I like my top bro better than I like my wife? Yes. Do I reserve all of my deference and respect for him while treating her like a means to an end? Also yes. What was the original question again?
There’s a woman in your marriage? Forced diversity much?
DEI consultants? In my traditional marriage? It’s more likely than you think.
You need to have a talk with your wife. Ask her how she would feel if you made her do an overly complicated handshake, including a chest bump, ending with saying “J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS” in front of her girlfriends. Maybe she will understand and learn some empathy.
Lawyer up and hit the gym, bro
Not the asshole, only weak women show affection.
My wife gives me baths and prepares all my meals WITHOUT affection like a true trad cath
nothing gayer than the love between a man and a woman
find a religion comrade, thats a slippery slope right there
Ask her if she thinks you’re gay and if she says no tell her only gay guys let their wives kiss them in front of other guys.
What are the guys gonna watch? How gay. Why does it make me excited?
You can still save it. Confidently maintain eye contact with her and piss your pants to assert dominance.
DON’T let her get away with this!
It’s like a squid inking EVERYWHERE
Not only should you hire a divorce lawyer immediately but I would strongly consider suing for emotional damages.
:emotional-damage:
Clearly she is gaslighting you with kisses. Immediate grounds for divorce.
goddamn bro she might as well be pegging you in front of your boys.
divorce her.
