It surprises me that while Tim Tebow had John 3:16 written on his eye black strips, no linebacker in the league posted something like this on his strips. Would have thrown him off his game better than any defensive scheming, at least while he was in college. He was terrible in the NFL
If I was cashed up when my prefrontal cortex was still a work in progress, there’s a good chance that I would have gotten a tattoo saying “Leviticus 19:28”. I still think it’s a funny idea because it’s one of those deep-trolling things that really tickles my sense of humour.
Part of this is because I’m autistic and I just mask all the damn time so I can play things incredibly straight and I can do a convincing job of it, so I’d go for the longest con Andy Kaufman-style joke where I’d be quietly adamant about my Christian beliefs to non-Christians and to Christians I’d wax lyrical about how this was the verse that converted me because it made me realise that we must turn away from pagan practices and recognise that this body we have been given is itself a sacrament and that we must treasure it as we would anything that God has had touched.
I would leave everyone baffled and I’d be dying of laughter internally the whole time.
It surprises me that while Tim Tebow had John 3:16 written on his eye black strips, no linebacker in the league posted something like this on his strips. Would have thrown him off his game better than any defensive scheming, at least while he was in college. He was terrible in the NFL
If I was cashed up when my prefrontal cortex was still a work in progress, there’s a good chance that I would have gotten a tattoo saying “Leviticus 19:28”. I still think it’s a funny idea because it’s one of those deep-trolling things that really tickles my sense of humour.
Part of this is because I’m autistic and I just mask all the damn time so I can play things incredibly straight and I can do a convincing job of it, so I’d go for the longest con Andy Kaufman-style joke where I’d be quietly adamant about my Christian beliefs to non-Christians and to Christians I’d wax lyrical about how this was the verse that converted me because it made me realise that we must turn away from pagan practices and recognise that this body we have been given is itself a sacrament and that we must treasure it as we would anything that God has had touched.
I would leave everyone baffled and I’d be dying of laughter internally the whole time.
my brother literally has “leviticus 19:28” tatted on his asscheek
Death to America
A man after my own… uhh asscheek, I guess?
yeah he really fucking hates religion lol. too many sunday mornings ruined by having to go to mass i guess
Death to America