It is happening again. Time is a flat circle.
did they spray him because people said he looked pale at the debate?
Absolutely. All cheesy and loam.
The prophecy has been fulfilled
White Baffoon has been born
Did he get a spray tan to defeat dementia
I suppose it’s worth a try
Look, is there any body of science indicating that spray tanning DOESN’T cure dementia? No? Well Q.E.D… nerd!
Where does your horseshoe theory bring you now, liberals?
U 
Orange men bad
Orange you glad I didn’t say
Orange you glad I didn’t say “this is the most important election of our lives?”
Aw that woulda been better, i struggled with the punchline
Looks like symptom of Elacca drug:
The Elacca drug is a narcotic that was formed by the burning of Elacca Wood of the planet Ecaz. Its main characteristic when administered was that it would eliminate the user’s will for self-preservation. As a result, it was popular during the days of the Imperium, when it would be administered to gladiators to prepare them for the ring.
Typically, those who had been drugged with this substance would display a carrot-coloured pigmentation to their skin.
Also, we’re going WW3
it would eliminate the user’s will for self-preservation
crunchy cheeto
vs cheeto puffs 
Why does cheeto puffs look like a Fallout 3 character
“Hey, Smoothskin”
Wow, he sure looks younger. Glad they developed a cure for old age. I feel like it was just yesterday he had both feet in the grave, and now he only has one.
What too much Sunny D does to a mf
I have gazed into eternity. And when I did, something looked back.
Plz edit you emojis so the two cheerios form a circle. Just gotta swap em
You are so fucking right it’s disgusting
And yet you’ve done nothing
Fixed now comrade
This is what clean UI looks like
Since y’all keep saying Biden lost the debate, obviously the only lesson to take from the debate is for Biden to become more like Trump. And that starts with the cosmetics. Who said the Democrats are not capable of learning?
They gave him the kpop white eye makeup to make him look more kawaii.
Giving it the Ganguro drip
Now there are two existential threats? My existence can’t handle all these threats.
The Cheetoness is spreading! We must contain it and burn it with fire or else we shall all become sentient snack foods.
Seriously though. This is like the powdered wig nonsense that was a thing when muskets were still the pinnacle of warfare.
Then they end up getting poisoned by the tanning solution, just like people who used lead-based makeup in the early modern period.
