• KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      There are certain things, like bananas, and sausages, that you can’t really eat without… implications…

      • SinningStromgald@lemmy.world
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        Unless you’re civilized and used these mysterious things called utensiles then you just get labeled a snobby prick instead of slobbering on a prick.

        • M0oP0o
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          Only a monster would eat a banana with a fork and knife.

        • artifice@lemmy.world
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          Ah yes, a civilized gentile consumes the finest of banana’s with only the finest of cutlery.