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minus-squareArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up222arrow-down1·4 个月前 Meet woman, don’t be weird. Gradually build a loving, trusting relationship. She has to get surgery and she’ll be bed-bound while she recovers. “Will you take care of me, Anon?” Lord of the Rings marathon. The director’s cuts. She can’t run.
minus-squareAlexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up91·4 个月前The long setup. “Babe, you agreed to stay in sickness and in health. This is my sickness.”
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up31·4 个月前She died during the Battle of Helm’s Deep
minus-squaremassive_bereavement@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up33·4 个月前Just do old school style and read her the Silmarillion. Make sure to get the annotated version.
minus-squareReddit is better.@dormi.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up11·4 个月前Return of the King was the first and only movie I’ve seen that had an intermission. Keep in mind this was only the theatrical version!
minus-squareDr. Bob@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 个月前Then go see 2001 A Space Odyssey. Wait until the IMAX release comes around.
minus-squareReddit is better.@dormi.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 个月前That movie is like taking 500 quaaluds
Meet woman, don’t be weird.
Gradually build a loving, trusting relationship.
She has to get surgery and she’ll be bed-bound while she recovers.
“Will you take care of me, Anon?”
Lord of the Rings marathon. The director’s cuts. She can’t run.
The long setup. “Babe, you agreed to stay in sickness and in health. This is my sickness.”
Narrator: But she didn’t stay.
She died during the Battle of Helm’s Deep
But inside she was already dead
Just do old school style and read her the Silmarillion.
Make sure to get the annotated version.
Return of the King was the first and only movie I’ve seen that had an intermission. Keep in mind this was only the theatrical version!
Then go see 2001 A Space Odyssey. Wait until the IMAX release comes around.
That movie is like taking 500 quaaluds
But what an intermission!