Let’s be real, people. I’m the best politician this countries got. I raised the GDP when I was president and I wept the debt out. It’s true! But the crooked democrats are trying to take your jobs away! The jobs I worked so hard to give you! What do I have to do to get you to like me?
Mr. President, will you make anime real this time?
Anime? Real? Why don’t you get off your butt, turn off that damn TV and get a REAL job??? God Bless America!
SIR, sir, you have my vote, sir.