wanderer@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 3 months agoWorld history assignment about Earth's creation, Christianity frustrates parents of Oklahoma high schoolwww.kgou.orgexternal-linkmessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up1148arrow-down11cross-posted to: atheism@lemmy.world
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minus-squareChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoHow did the world start? It began at the bigee. Who started it? The driver for those out of the loop. The Stig for those who know. When did evil start or did it always exist? It started about 20 minutes after finishing the last crunch wrap. Are people inherently good or evil or neither? Sure. What is morality? A fluid concept that can change depending on how you want to feel superior to others. What is religion? Holy SHIT. What is Christianity? The belief that Christian Grey is bae. What does it mean to be a Christian? Roughly the same thing as being a Jim or a Loretta or a Bobby. It’s God real? Just as real as Luke Skywalker. It’s Satan real? We’ve got Trump, who needs Satan?
How did the world start? It began at the bigee.
Who started it? The driver for those out of the loop. The Stig for those who know.
When did evil start or did it always exist? It started about 20 minutes after finishing the last crunch wrap.
Are people inherently good or evil or neither? Sure.
What is morality? A fluid concept that can change depending on how you want to feel superior to others.
What is religion? Holy SHIT.
What is Christianity? The belief that Christian Grey is bae.
What does it mean to be a Christian? Roughly the same thing as being a Jim or a Loretta or a Bobby.
It’s God real? Just as real as Luke Skywalker.
It’s Satan real? We’ve got Trump, who needs Satan?