Trump was at the Arizona border wall today. But I don’t know the source of the photo.
Here’s a photo I got off a newspaper website…
He went to the beach that makes you old
Like that Cocoon movie in reverse?
Like the movie with the beach that makes you old played in not-reverse
Haven’t seen it.
Don’t. Not even on a plane. Not even in a place where you’re supposed to lay low and only consoom physical media and where the old beach movie is one of three burned dvds.
That bad, huh? As a Mystery Science Theater 3000 enjoyer, I can handle pretty bad.
it’s called Old (it’s about a beach and this beach makes you old)
Not sure if I somehow miss a glaringly obvious IP for all these years or if I’m missing some sort of elaborate bit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_(film)
Seems like the former. My bad.
Is he okay? He looks near death
he lives off attention, and he’s not getting enough
he’s also got PTSD and is almost certainly doing nothing healthy for it – can you imagine him sitting quietly in nature or doing therapy? dude is constantly retraumatizing himself in a culture that denies, ignores, or even celebrates his trauma
🎻
mayonnaise is what keeps him young but the woke executives of mcdonalds decided to cut the mayo in big mac sauce by 50% to save $0.02 on each big mac
Imagine Jr. trying to help Dad out
1 missed call from Don Jr
straight to voicemail, set to not ring or notify
1 voicemail from Don Jr
caps due to coke
“DAD! HEY, HEARD YOU’RE HAVING SOME REAL BAD ISSUES AFTER THAT WHOLE UH ORDEAL YOU KNOW THE ONE DAD WELL ANYWAY DAD HAVE YOU TRIED KETAMINE OR MUSHROOMS? WE COULD GO ON A FATHER SON TRIP TO THE DESERT OR PERHAPS SOUTH AMER-”
“Holy fuck… Barron, can you get me a new number? Yeah. Again. Yeah. Your brother. Thanks, son. My beautiful boy …so handsome too…”
thousand mile stare at the wall, hand slowly loosens, phone flops on the floor, Trump continues staring straight ahead apparently in another universe inside his mind
staring straight ahead apparently in another universe inside his mind
just like me fr ❤️ hope he spends hours crying for no reason, too
I, for one, am celebrating his trauma
He looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks
Good, healthy, normal sleep is a key part of your mental and physical health. The heart especially is placed under more stress due to lack of proper rest.
Just random facts. 🤷♂️
Yes. Lack of sleep is also a great way to look like you’ve aged years in weeks
inshallah
HOW DARE YOU.
Allow me to reiterate:
I’d Like to See Ol Donny Trump Wriggle His Way Out of THIS Jam!
I thought the image I found might have been messed with a little. Nope. I found the original…
Removed by mod
He’s just doing his best Bolsanaro impression.
The fate of all these wet groypers is to perpetually become more and more moist, big, and full of hilarious maladies.
Ghoul-ification
The stock sounds of putrid flesh straining, gurgling, and frothing wetly used in horror movies are actually from unedited recordings of Davos
Our big wet boy has dried up. His rizz is gone; evaporated in the sun. He’s dusted folks
Matt designated him the wettest president 😢
he looks washed
I mean literally like someone put him in a washing machine, high tumble, high heat
He looks bleached
Did he just open the Ark of the Covenant?
Yikes, he looks like deep fried hell. The dude hasn’t looked good for a while, but this is bad. It’s wild that the context of other pictures just makes it worse.
He looks like a deep sea fish
The trumpet (tetra corinthian) is a temperate fish found on land predominately in Florida and Washington DC. It also has a four year migration where it’s found throughout the Continental US most often in the Swing States. It belongs to the family Moridae and it’s not related to the true corinthians (genus Gadus). It’s known as orangie in Australia although it is only endemic in the US. The trumpet is deathly yellow-orange to off-white with green fin margins.
Where We Vitiligo One, We Vitiligo All
Motherfucker looks like Leatherface lmao
He and RFK Jr are in a competition for who can rot from the inside fastest
Biden already won, they’re seeing who can get second place
There’s a world of difference between wet rot and dry rot. That’s what was on the ballot before Biden dropped out
Now the race is between Clayface
and the Joker 
Is this what he looks like without makeup?
No it’s his O-face.
