Who am I kidding? No matter how much pasta I eat. How many mob movies I watch. Or how widely I gesticulate with my hands while speaking will I ever will myself to be a bonafide Italian.

Yous guys I think a made a big fuckin’ mistake. 🤌

  • gueybana [any]@hexbear.net
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    Pasta is literally all that italians eat. They have 3000 different variations of antipasta.

    Pizza and risotto are just window dressing, they only pretend to eat those. All pizza joints in italy are money laundering schemes for pasta. So much pasta it’s illegal

    So OP, if all you eat is pasta, you are certified Italian