Stuff has been getting REAAAAALY expensive lately in my europoor nation, like I could get a buncha snacks with 5€, but then we had to sanction Russia and fuck everything up and so now I can’t get shit with that. So basically, how do I shoplift? There are like a bazillion cameras covering every aisle in my local shop and I’m confused as to how not to get caught stuffing my bag full of stuff?

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    2 days ago

    Most advice you get on the internet is only going to be things well known enough that random security guards see frequently.

    You act like you usually would, except actually you’ve got a loaf of bread in your undies