flipping through my big list of Star Wars characters to dislike
There are so many people ahead of her on the list.
Prequels C3PO, all the cringe and none of the comedy
Rose Tico, the plot hook that can’t act
Watto, the flying anti-semitism
Snoke, what are you even doing here? The practice sphere Luke spared with in A New Hope advanced the plot more than you did.
Porkins, the pilot who couldn’t hold it together
Maz Kanata, a bargain basement Yoda and absolutely abhorrent waste of Lupita Nyong’o’s talents
Jar Jar Binks
Everyone who made the Star Wars Christmas Special possible
I get being a bit annoyed that they gender-swapped Luke Skywalker got to just kinda mime her way through the first three movies. But if the worst thing Disney did was file the serial numbers of the George Lucas originals and ad a splash of color to the cast, I can almost forgive them for it.
Even just within the third trilogy… Daisy Ridley was fucking trying to give that ham of a script some spice. And she managed to leave more on the table than Hayden Christensen did with the Anakin role. Hell, she ran circles around the desiccated corpse of Harrison Ford, an honorable mention for some of the worst performance in the series.
She’s not even in the top five worst characters in the sixth best Star Wars series. Cut her some slack.
Just to be clear, I was more commenting on how much hate I saw for her, because I’m pretty much on the same page as you in terms of how I feel about it. It’s pretty silly to be mad about.
flipping through my big list of Star Wars characters to dislike
There are so many people ahead of her on the list.
Prequels C3PO, all the cringe and none of the comedy
Rose Tico, the plot hook that can’t act
Watto, the flying anti-semitism
Snoke, what are you even doing here? The practice sphere Luke spared with in A New Hope advanced the plot more than you did.
Porkins, the pilot who couldn’t hold it together
Maz Kanata, a bargain basement Yoda and absolutely abhorrent waste of Lupita Nyong’o’s talents
Jar Jar Binks
Everyone who made the Star Wars Christmas Special possible
I get being a bit annoyed that they gender-swapped Luke Skywalker got to just kinda mime her way through the first three movies. But if the worst thing Disney did was file the serial numbers of the George Lucas originals and ad a splash of color to the cast, I can almost forgive them for it.
Even just within the third trilogy… Daisy Ridley was fucking trying to give that ham of a script some spice. And she managed to leave more on the table than Hayden Christensen did with the Anakin role. Hell, she ran circles around the desiccated corpse of Harrison Ford, an honorable mention for some of the worst performance in the series.
She’s not even in the top five worst characters in the sixth best Star Wars series. Cut her some slack.
Just to be clear, I was more commenting on how much hate I saw for her, because I’m pretty much on the same page as you in terms of how I feel about it. It’s pretty silly to be mad about.
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You leave Porkins alone. That man was a hero.
(I fully agree with everything else though.)