and the US humanities students infected by cultural Marxism! We are the true antifa, we swear!

This seriously reads like a list of stuff US chuds would whine about

Academics, journalists, foreigners and sinister communists are all in league with The International Arab in a sinister plot to corrupt our beautiful righteous antifascism with support for the terrorist barbarians who started that ghetto uprising.

I am a very serious German leftist who will never wear an armband of any kind, and you should all listen to me