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minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66arrow-down7·edit-25 个月前oh great, even more ways for the cia to hide their cancer guns Edit: Apparently that wasn’t obvious enough. This is really cool.
minus-squareBluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·edit-25 个月前Tin foil on your balls or labia will stop 5G from entering your brain. If all else fails, try rectal carrots. They have cyanidin 3-ferulylxyloglucosyl galactoside which block receptors in the soul from receiving 410 MHz to 7125 MHz frequencies.
minus-squareXeroxCool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·5 个月前 recital carrots And I suddenly really want to play piano
minus-squarepixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 个月前Rectal carrots are great even without the privacy benefits
minus-squarewhatwhatwhatwhat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 个月前 recital carrots I don’t know why, but I read this as “rectal carrots”. Like some sort of a carrot suppository. Brb, I’m gonna try something…
minus-squareBluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 个月前Lol i actually meant that. I don’t use autocorrect and proofreading is sorry missed.
minus-squarewhatwhatwhatwhat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 个月前That’s hilarious. The Lemmy hive mind is definitely forming.
minus-squareASDraptor@lemmy.autism.placelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27arrow-down1·5 个月前You clearly don’t do conspiracy well, do you? It’s common knowledge that 5G is not for cancer. It’s for the mind controlling chips we all got installed with our COVID shot! Duh!! /s (just in case)
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·5 个月前it can be both; the microchips are from private interests, the cancer is from the state.
minus-squareaStonedSanta@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·5 个月前I got so many microchips in my blood. I’m 🧲. /s
minus-squareP1nkman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 个月前I got wireless charging from the vaccine! Too bad it only works where there’s lots of blood circulation, so it only works when I’m erect.
minus-squareleisesprecher@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·5 个月前Public private partnership ♥️♥️♥️
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 个月前Yeah it was 3G that gave brain cancer.
oh great, even more ways for the cia to hide their cancer guns
Edit: Apparently that wasn’t obvious enough. This is really cool.
Tin foil on your balls or labia will stop 5G from entering your brain. If all else fails, try rectal carrots. They have cyanidin 3-ferulylxyloglucosyl galactoside which block receptors in the soul from receiving 410 MHz to 7125 MHz frequencies.
And I suddenly really want to play piano
Rectal carrots are great even without the privacy benefits
I don’t know why, but I read this as “rectal carrots”. Like some sort of a carrot suppository.
Brb, I’m gonna try something…
Lol i actually meant that. I don’t use autocorrect and proofreading is sorry missed.
That’s hilarious. The Lemmy hive mind is definitely forming.
You clearly don’t do conspiracy well, do you?
It’s common knowledge that 5G is not for cancer. It’s for the mind controlling chips we all got installed with our COVID shot! Duh!!
/s (just in case)
it can be both; the microchips are from private interests, the cancer is from the state.
I got so many microchips in my blood. I’m 🧲.
/s
I got wireless charging from the vaccine! Too bad it only works where there’s lots of blood circulation, so it only works when I’m erect.
Public private partnership ♥️♥️♥️
Yeah it was 3G that gave brain cancer.