InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to food@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-23 months agoSome parents might try ketchup. But the NYT could 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 recommend doing something so prosaic and gauche.hexbear.netimagemessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up195arrow-down12
arrow-up193arrow-down1imageSome parents might try ketchup. But the NYT could 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 recommend doing something so prosaic and gauche.hexbear.netInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to food@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-23 months agomessage-square47fedilink
minus-squarePKMKII [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 months ago Unless it’s Mayo, that stuff is nasty - I don’t like it on my food and therefore nobody else should be allowed to have it without feeling shame. Could be worse, could be miracle whip
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 months agoI want to meet the mind that looked at mayonnaise and went “What if this was half sugar?”
minus-squarebarrbaric [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoI still remember the one time my mom bought it by mistake and we were all just shocked and horrified at the existence of this product that millions of people apparently like.
minus-squareChronicon [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoI have positive memories of it on sandwiches at grandma’s/auntie’s place ngl salty and sweet is good, fight me (but yeah the concept is very burgerbrained lol)
Could be worse, could be miracle whip
I want to meet the mind that looked at mayonnaise and went “
What if this was half sugar?”I still remember the one time my mom bought it by mistake and we were all just shocked and horrified at the existence of this product that millions of people apparently like.
I have positive memories of it on sandwiches at grandma’s/auntie’s place ngl
salty and sweet is good, fight me
(but yeah the concept is very burgerbrained lol)