🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agoAnon plants a seed of doubtsh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square71fedilinkarrow-up1575arrow-down113
arrow-up1562arrow-down1external-linkAnon plants a seed of doubtsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agomessage-square71fedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49arrow-down2·1 month agoNext time someone comes up to me and says “Wow! You’re tall! How tall are you?” Imma say I’m 5’9’’ instead of the actual 6’6’’ I am.
minus-squaresaroh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up56·1 month agoAnd if they ask you if you play basketball, ask them if they play minifgolf.
minus-squareKowowow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoYa I’m only four feet tall and shrinking fast
Next time someone comes up to me and says “Wow! You’re tall! How tall are you?” Imma say I’m 5’9’’ instead of the actual 6’6’’ I am.
And if they ask you if you play basketball, ask them if they play minifgolf.
or horse racing
Ya I’m only four feet tall and shrinking fast