Someone in another thread said something like “isn’t he the guy who blew up his mom” and I have been laughing at that phrase for days

The way he lives, he already might be a cockroach lol

Nurgle having to spend 10 minutes in Asmongold’s room and retching

Perfect no notes.

Cool, think you could do a Miami landlord into a worm?

Should have evolved into a dead rat that functions as an alarm clock

this way he can commune with the hive living in his computer case

Turned himself into a giant beetle, most Kafkaesque shit I ever saw