Don’t you hate it when the worst person you know has a good idea?

  • Poogona [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    15 days ago

    Sorry but this sucks, Haz sucks, it’s stupid, you can detect the same edgelord excitement in his plan as the 14 year old who writes essays for school about torturing and killing Barney but in doing so reveals that he is still very emotionally invested in Barney

    I would simply invent and deploy a new type of professional mingler who would go around striking up convos with people leaving marvel movies, prompt them to describe the movie, and adopt that bullying affect of “oh yeah? sounds sick dude, (snickering) 3 hours long huh?”

    (streaming services are the problem here, capitalist alienation strikes again)

    • dead [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      15 days ago

      Haz has the same energy as Sid, the bully from Toy Story. He wants play with your toys so badly but he plans to also blow them up with firecrackers.