Goddamn Americans can only understand morality if it’s a burger.
gotta reach people on their level
They clearly don’t, cause they’re still eating the burger
It doesn’t have cheese in it
We can make the burger be vegan after we buy it.
Omfg such a good analogy
I got another one where that came from: Maybe the burger is actually secretly vegan, but they’re just not advertising it that way because they don’t want to turn off meat eaters.
my lib ass actually thought this about obama in 2008
“If you eat enough of the burgers maybe the next shipment will be Impossible Burgers.”
Sus-ply and demand
Perfect.
“Just pick the meat out.”
okay
“Just have a little bit of turkey at Thanksgiving dinner!”
Yeah but don’t you stupid commies realize that one genocide president has a better genocide than the other one?!
“have fish instead”
I thought about this example but I really wanted to emphasize the similarity of the options. That said, if you go by what people actually say to vegans this is probably more accurate.
Fish is succ Dems like Bernie
Fish Delites
GOOD post
One of my favourite r/enlightenedcentrism posts was when someone shared a burger paddy that was 50% TVP and 50% beef, and then centrists came out of the woodwork to say things like “well it would reduce meat consumption by 50%” etc
You know what else would reduce meat consumption by 50%?! And also reduce it by the other 50%?
burger paddy? you mean a bostonian?
A+
I won’t lie, I love some mapo tofu.
Broke: Voting for the lesser evil
Woke: Voting for the one most likely to get redacted
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It’s because he looks like a cheeto, I get it
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Why wouldn’t there be?
im generally the asshole who wants the proper thing placed in the proper com, and following the rules in order to improve the site. (its why i hate dredgetank for existing)
more posting in c/vegan would encourage further activity in different communities besides everyone just using c/chapo as basically the new c/main
the proper thing placed in the proper com
Well, luckily for us vegans, it’s hexbear policy that we’re allowed to post about veganism everywhere. Because animal liberation is human liberation. Having more vegan content improves the site by outing anti-vegan reactionaries to be banned.
Anyway, this is all to say, please stop eating animals.
In an ideal hexbear world, we would be as serious and active about banning anti-vegans as we have recently (and thankfully) decided to be about banning misogynists.
how the fuck am i anti vegan, im advocating for yall to use the com for veganism yall set up.
just because its allowed to be talked about doesnt mean that the reason for a com becomes meaningless
im generally the asshole who wants the proper thing placed in the proper com
have you ever done this when it’s not about veganism? bc you mostly seem to do this in response to any mention of it
yes, i want dredgetank banned, and have gotten in multiple arguements over breaking rule 8 all over the site
the vegan comm has banned a lot of people who regularly post on this site, as they have a strict “non-vegans not allowed” posting policy. Definitely caught me off guard when it happened to me, particularly because I wasn’t arguing with anyone, but instead getting an in-depth explainer on the vegan perspective on work-animals
We definitely allow non vegans to post good faith questions. Bad faith stuff with get a temp or permanent ban depending how shitty it was.
If people are actually sorry and say such to a mod, we’d probably unban them.
I’m sorry. I haven’t done anything yet, but I am sorry. Sorry for what I’m about to do! Pretends to throw a stick to confuse my dog AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I was originally gonna write something about me tricking a sheep or winning over it in a game of tag, but I don’t think that’s possible and the chickens near me are impossible to fool
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Look, just get the hamburger without the cheese. Getting anything other than a hamburger is the same as getting a cheeseburger. This is literally the most important decision since we came here last time, when you also had to get a hamburger. And the time before, when you ordered the hamburger like you were told but still got stuck with the cheeseburger
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