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Guamer [she/her]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 22 days ago

How would The Lord of the Rings be different if every character was gay?

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How would The Lord of the Rings be different if every character was gay?

Guamer [she/her]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 22 days ago
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  • buckykat [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    22 days ago

    same-picture

  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    22 days ago

    He doesn’t know about second gay sex, pippin!

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    22 days ago

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      22 days ago

      The orcs were just fighting for their right to survive against the fascist elves, don’t @ me.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        22 days ago

        Mandatory Existential Comic here.

        https://existentialcomics.com/comic/175

        • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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          22 days ago

          Funny, true, and good.

        • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          22 days ago

          okay this is epic

          • UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net
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            22 days ago

            marx-goth AND MY AXE!

  • take_five_seconds [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    22 days ago

    big gay mordor orgy aka a mordorgy

  • Angel [any]@hexbear.net
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    Starring Ian McKellen as everyone

  • Florn [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    22 days ago

    Éowyn’s ending would have been way less cringe, Galadriel would have been about the same, and Arwen just wouldn’t be in the book

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      Arwen and Eowyn would have ended up together, clearly.

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        I would say they don’t even know each other but she didn’t know Faramir either so shrug-outta-hecks

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    22 days ago

    Arwen Arnold

  • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    The Butthole of Sauron

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    At one particular zine event I attended, someone did have LOTR yaoi.

  • glimmer_twin [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    It would be pretty much exactly the same?

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