• DokPsy@lemmy.world
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    27 days ago

    All I’m hearing is that you guys have inferior skeletal systems which is completely unrelated to the toe length

    • BoofStroke@sh.itjust.works
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      26 days ago

      Your big toe is the protector. Have you never stubbed your toe? Now imagine that the little one is the one that gets hit instead. Snap.

      • DokPsy@lemmy.world
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        26 days ago

        I stub my toes constantly. I also have a longer second toe than big toe. Still have never broken a bone in my feet or anywhere else, for that matter.

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          25 days ago

          I simply choose not to stub my toes.

      • DrDystopia@lemy.lol
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        26 days ago

        That’s like saying your eldest kid is the protector. No, you are the responsible adult, it’s your job to take care of those little piglets. Protect and take care of your toes like they’re the five pairs of identical twin kids of your feet.

        If your toes have special needs, there’s always steel tipped shoes. 👷👍

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      26 days ago

      Or that they do kickass stunts that just happen to rely on their extra long 2nd toes.