And the bigger question, will he still be my friend when I WIPE THE FLOOR WITH HIM 
Also remember this is who you think would win, not who you like more
I dislike Dirt_owls policy of piss and shit everywhere. Ulysses gets my vote. Make slop great again!
I’m voting for UlyssesT to end the treat based economy. I can’t trust no stinkin bird to not be swayed by treats!!! TREATOCIDE NOW!!!
Mate you are not American
Shh don’t tell them. I can take a good accent
Need to start every conversation with Australians this way until they get the message and stop trying to be.
Do we want an AmeriKKKan running for POTUS? All the previous ones and their candidates have been abysmal thus far, maybe it’s time for something new.
The soundbite that DESTROYED Dirt_Owl’s campaign
writing in Hillary because she’s electable if you vote for her
I think both sides are bad
Are you going to throw away your vote on @WhyEssEff@hexbear.net ?
spoiler
Please do, @WhyEssEff@hexbear.net is amazing.
Ulysses/Drej Queen 2024
The Giant Meteor vote, but crackly blue!
natural born citizen clause might be a problem for a literal alien running mate
Vote Owl no matter howl
The dreg queen is cool but dirt_owl is gleebozorx friend
There’s no beating gleebozorx friend
I have my own alien supporter friends!
Post aftonsparv and we’ll really be cooking, bleep blorp (well drej is alien, fair enough)
AYYY LMAO
Gleepoglorpzox
That’s… quite a contrast compared to my own surprise alien endoresment.
It’s two sides of the same coin, but they are misleading: one is hostile and rough on the outside, but only has a wrench.
The other is cute and loving and cuddly, but mess with them and they got a gun (and a whole-ass fucking planet in their other hand).
Stith has a gun too, is a weapons expert, is educated and well-read and is not a mechanic and has her pride.
:ayy-lmao:
Dirt_owl has no outwardly strong opinions which makes them the Democrat since Democrats never run on policy, which means they would probably win. UlyssesT has lots of strong opinions which would make him the Republican candidate, but he would lose because his opinions aren’t anywhere near reactionary enough to actually win over Republican voters.
I think I took this too seriously.
UlyssesT could win with a microtargetted campaign that shows each chud ads with the UlyssesT opinion on the specific treats that they personally get riled up about while ommiting his opinion on what they actually like but building the AI slop cannon torment nexus is the antithesis of everything he stands for.
Dirt_owl will end up losing the democrat base because the only thing they care about is decorum whereas Dirt_owl will spend the entire campaign making piss jokes.
UlyssesT could win with a microtargetted campaign that shows each chud ads with the UlyssesT opinion on the specific treats that they personally get riled up about while ommiting his opinion on what they actually like but building the AI slop cannon torment nexus is the antithesis of everything he stands for.
I don’t think I could handle pretending to like chud slop, even by omission, even to win an election.
I promise to press the communism button my first day in office
I voted
I voted for everyone’s favorite dirt birb. While Ulysses is a patriot for killing Kissinger, I will always stand behind a avian.
I’m worried about my friends who are voles, they are scared of being eaten by the owl. @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net , can you commit to a non-vole based diet if elected?
@UlyssesT@hexbear.net our feud will be legendary! Have at thee!
Not one single vote for Eugene_V_Dabs?
I don’t belive you would wipe the floor with him, because that could be considered an act of cleaning. You would still win though.
