pH3ra@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 9 hours agoComing on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookersmessage-squaremessage-square125fedilinkarrow-up1401arrow-down163
arrow-up1338arrow-down1message-squareComing on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookerspH3ra@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 9 hours agomessage-square125fedilink
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·4 hours agoHey! Hookers are street working girls. You find whores at brothels.
minus-squareBarqsHasBite@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·edit-23 hours agoWho are you so wise in the ways of sex workers? And escorts?
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 hours agoEscorts are luxury accessories you take to upscale events for “smoozin & boozin”. They’ll even fuck you if you gain their interest or are rich enough. Think of them like geisha. Beautiful, seductive, multifaceted and cultured.
minus-squarevulgarcynic@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 hours agoI can’t believe my sleep addled brain read this as “e-scorts” like it was some new gaming thing.
minus-squareGreyBeard@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 hours agoCareful, some tech bro will take that and get a billion dollars in venture capital for “eScorts: Uber for hookers”.
minus-squarevulgarcynic@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·53 minutes agoHow quickly can you write up a proposal? We can have GPT get us a mockup of the ui by tomorrow and be ready for production by Friday… Did I say all of that correctly?
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 hours agoYou know… That’s not a bad idea. We had call girls back in the 80s and 90s. They were good as long as you had some blow. Now, I’m not so sure. I guess they are traveling onlyfans blowing through metro cities like tumbleweeds.
Hey! Hookers are street working girls.
You find whores at brothels.
Who are you so wise in the ways of sex workers?
And escorts?
Escorts are luxury accessories you take to upscale events for “smoozin & boozin”.
They’ll even fuck you if you gain their interest or are rich enough. Think of them like geisha. Beautiful, seductive, multifaceted and cultured.
I can’t believe my sleep addled brain read this as “e-scorts” like it was some new gaming thing.
Careful, some tech bro will take that and get a billion dollars in venture capital for “eScorts: Uber for hookers”.
How quickly can you write up a proposal? We can have GPT get us a mockup of the ui by tomorrow and be ready for production by Friday…
Did I say all of that correctly?
You know… That’s not a bad idea.
We had call girls back in the 80s and 90s. They were good as long as you had some blow.
Now, I’m not so sure. I guess they are traveling onlyfans blowing through metro cities like tumbleweeds.