A new study reveals it would take far longer than the lifespan of our universe for a typing monkey to randomly produce Shakespeare. So, while the Infinite Monkey Theorem is true, it is also somewhat misleading.
The question that everyone has been dying to know has been answered. Finally! What will scientists study next?
An ape could though.
Oh yeah? Name ONE ape that wrote Shakespeare. Go on I’ll wait
He’s probably got a dumb name, like Bill or Willie.
Perhaps even worse: Wobblesticke, Jiggleweapone, stuff like this.
BrittneySpeare
Gyrategun. Shiversword. Vibratevibrator. Fidgetfalchion.
Billiam Bakesale