The hallways outside this classroom
The world that exists in chuds’ nightmares is so fucking based.
That bibble is massive
it’s completely illustrated because reading beyond a 5th grade level is gay sorcery. Osteen Chapter 3, Verse 6.
I thought it was a board game box.
I guess that says more about me.
BIBLE 2-6 PLAYERS
2-6 PRAYERS
Instead of Settlers of Catan, it’s Settlers of Canaan
Holy fuck that made me laugh out loud, thank you
It must be a big box PC release of super Noah’s arc 3d
The bigger they are the harder they fall
It’s the good book after all.
The just okay book
Now that is vintage YouTube right there
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
That’s the old trend, massive bibles were used in monakhomachias and religious disputes. We can still sometimes observe those where various sects of orthodox christianity gather for common holidays and get into theology discussion (usually after processions get stuck in small old churches)
i need that My Ancestor shirt
oh shit https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/20403343-my-ancestor
bro the pretendo store goes hard https://www.teepublic.com/user/pretendo
I LOVE ICE CREAM
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Hahhaaahha
Is the wallstreet bets diamond hands shirt a problematic item to have in a shop
My Ancestor and DRUGS are my favorite albums by Rap Band*
(* - latest fad)
- Chick or treat.
Underrated Kelly.
DRUGS☠️
Tag yourself, I’m the lever action rifle without a lever.
As always, I’m the sex tattoo
I am the antique colt single action army being brandished
Me and the boys.
Top panel goes hard. If Grant Morrison has The Invisibles, these are Tract’s Mostly Transparent
Jack Chick says ACAB?
Oh weird, I’ve never seen chick tracts in that layout, all the ones I’ve collected are small, cheap, side-by-side comics. That looks like a higher quality printing, is it one you have or just found the pic online?
or just found the pic online?
Lifted it off reddit
I didn’t even know they made higher quality prints of that trash, all the ones I’ve picked up off park benches have been the cheapo prints
Edit: I have this specific comic too, I think the Bible kid ends up convincing his principal that he’s going to hell for teaching evolution lol
Love the very faint “GOD’S WORD” watermark on the center of the image
That would make an excellent template for a starting Shadowrun group, as I mentioned before.
Dibs on the DRUGS-powered sniper role.
I’ve got a copy of that one!
this lady was on the street handing papers to people. I could tell it was some jesus shit due to the accessories so walked by quickly, suppressing my urge to debate her. but then in the corner of my eye I noticed it was a small horizontally-oriented comic. I had to turn on my heel and walk it back a couple steps.
“is that a jack chick??!”
“sure is”
“oh sweet, I looove those!”
she handed it to me on impulse though I think after 1-2 seconds of taking in my general vibe she understood I was only mocking her. Her expression changed as I took the thing from her. The godly document barely singed my heathen fingers.
I couldn’t wait to start reading to see if it would be about some friends of mine like OP
but it was one of the new ones, lacking the (limited) creativity and empathy demonstrated in the above. It sucked.
You should have read it in front of her and started cackling like you were perusing the funny papers
Christians not consistently make absolute depravity look like the coolest shit ever challenge
