put all of your election posting here so it doesn’t bother anyone else!
Tbh I’m kinda happy with whoever loses. Liberals are skin-crawlingly disgusting, pretending they care about anything while endorsing genocide wholeheartedly. They deserve to utterly eat shit and face actual consequences for their gleeful slaughter.
On the other hand, chuds are so comically evil that it’s hard to believe sometimes. They just genuinely believe that they are better than everyone and expect everyone to agree with them.
Ultimately, it comes down to who shits their pants hardest then they lose, and I honestly think the liberals would be funnier. Jan 6 was hilarious but will never happen again, Trump’s energy has died down so much. But I really, really want to see liberal talking heads pissing and shitting on MSNBC about how the world has ended and democracy has died, only for Trump to be exactly the same as Biden. I want to see them say they’re in the Resistance, which consists of posting epic dunks on Twitter and being racist.
No matter who wins, we all lose. But at least some of the losers will be very funny
Of course Musk is posting QAnon fashwave edits now
Satire is dead. Satire has been tied to a 1982 Mitsubishi Gallant and pushed off the deck of a container vessel in the open ocean. Satire has attined nirvana and departed the wheel of samsara. Satire is DEAD.
very excited and honoured to vote in the last free elections, 250 years it been a great run. I’m still ridin with Biden but good luck to all candidates, and god bless America
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These people are either bots or Minnesotans, and since no Minnesotan has every passed the Voight-Kampf test there’s no way to say.
Seriously I hope it’s bots because people hooting and hollering because their Midwest Klan Daddy says “It is okay to boo people you think are an existential threat to your existance” is… like… words have failed me I don’t have words.
Critical last-minute developments from Blue Hellsite
don’t forget to vote!
It’s actually hilarious how much kammy has failed upwards. From getting absolutely roasted in the primary last time around to president in one cycle. Supporting genocide really takes you places in the USA
last year i was talking to my cousin and they told a story about their great uncle who was a about 7 years old in 1920 for the election and his dad took him down to the polling station to see the results. this was back in the day, you understand, and you’d have to go look at a chalkboard to see the tally. anyway my great uncle twice removed or whatever he is, he looked at the tally and then looked down at the kid and said, “they didn’t count my vote.”
“how do you know, dad?”
“because it says there’s 0 votes for eugene debs!”
remember, no matter who wins, America gets the president it deserves
Normally not much a chatter but need to vent. I don’t even live in a swing state. I’m in as firm a blue state as you can get. Yet my family still feels the need to get mad at me for voting Claudia. As if there’s some invisible number you have it hit and then the liberal fairy will give you good boi points.
At least voting PSL eases my conscience a little. If I voted Harris and she still loses I would not only contribute nothing to that result. But then I’d feel shit for voting for the genocide enabler.
The Uncommitted movement was bribed $400,000 from a Democratic Party PAC with the explicit agreement that in doing so it prevents the Uncommitted movement from endorsing anyone but Harris
US elections 2024: Uncommitted movement splits after taking money from PAC supporting Harris
You know in Mexico we have a word for this, its called corruption
Hi, Im looking for someone in a swing state that would like vote swap with me. I want you to vote independent and you can choose what I vote for breakfast, I’ll even match 2:1. I’ll eat two breakfast.
Just put in my ballot for Claudia De La Cruz. Wrote in Joseph Stalin for all the local “entrepreneur vs cop” races, and voted appropriately on measures. Never gonna vote for a Democrat ever again.
Every so often I find myself thinking back and juxtaposing my current view of US electoral politics to how I felt on the day of the 2020 Nevada caucus. What a fucking radicalizing experience the 2020 primary was, and it becomes more and more radicalizing the longer time goes on and reveals to us none of it ever mattered.
