Clearly, I’d put on my robe and wizard hat.
Refuse if she offers a handjob
CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK
Ok if you are wearing that then I’m wearing a wig, corset and big puffy dress.
gotta one-up her in masculinity, make sure the frills are at least twice the size of yourself, and the shoes pointy enough to inflict stab wounds.
Jolly cooperation is what I’d do
Seems like a good knight out.
Naughty jokes aside, I would love that, laugh my ass off, and look forward to an amazing date.
Going on a quest? Fuck yeah
Nope. Going ice skating and then out for sushi.
Close enough.
Wearing a full suit of armor, accomplishing either IS quite the quest 😄
I challenge her to a duel. If I win, I gain her hand in marriage. If she wins… I suppose I would have to give her my hand in marriage.
Win - Win sort of plan you have.
I see what you did there
Finally I could say “m’lady” without shame.
I put on my robe and wizard hat. If the date goes well, maybe I’ll show her my wand of magic missile.
Break out some coconuts and become her faithful steed.
He have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join his court at Camelot.
Pledge fealty and marry her immediately
Wife.
Bras are bad enough, now I have to learn how to take off a hauberk?
