• Carvex@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      …and things that have not yet come to pass that joint Frodo are you listening man you’re fadin’ away gotta stay with it man ya know Frodo how far you think it is to Mordor man?..

      • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee
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        2 months ago

        Lemme tell you what Lembas Toast is packin right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Elrond intake, bored over to 30, elven to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo jet 390 horsepower. We’re talkin some fuckin muscle.

    • Entropywins@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      You know what’s cool about high school Hobbits? I keep getting older but they stay the same age…