“No we’re out right now.”
“AHHHH BUT YOUR WEBSITE SAYS YOU DO HAVE IT! Hahaha I have owned you, you tricky LIAR!”
“The online inventory is frequently off.”
“NOOOOOOOO!”
“No we’re out right now.”
“AHHHH BUT YOUR WEBSITE SAYS YOU DO HAVE IT! Hahaha I have owned you, you tricky LIAR!”
“The online inventory is frequently off.”
“NOOOOOOOO!”
Yeah that’s weird, I’ll do this sometimes and just be like “ah fuck thanks, yeah i know how computers are”
Yeah I’m specifically talking people who get pissy that the online inventory isn’t 100% accurate. But if you believed it to be accurate, why did you call first?
Just be like, ‘Oh, you know what, it’s actually here’
Customer ’ Wait,uhh, are you sure? Can you check?’
‘I’m sure, it’s here’
‘Have you checked?’
‘As you said, The online inventory says it’s here so it’s here’
Both of them are on a shelf reserved for pickup by this guy who reserves tons of shit and never picks any of it up. No I can’t remove it and sell it to you, my boss has been very clear about that.