• Squorlple@lemmy.world
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      9 days ago

      The Silmarillion actually has 10 pages that explain how Barad-dûr hops around on a little Baba Yaga foot but it got very tired shortly before LotR happened

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        9 days ago

        I didn’t read the Silmarillion yet but knowing how Tolkien’s lore can be sometimes, I really don’t know if I should take this comment as a joke or not.

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    “Oh there’s Frodo and ring. Haha, stupid fool will take forever to reach Mount Doom! I’ll wrap this is war in no ti-…”