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minus-squareNewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 months ago“I’m holding your monkey hostage. If you can go one week without eating breakfast, I will return him unharmed.”
minus-squareAndrewlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoJokes on you I technically skip breakfast for several weeks now, if breakfast is only eaten in the morning. Now, I want monkey in my office until lunch, unharmed.
“I’m holding your monkey hostage. If you can go one week without eating breakfast, I will return him unharmed.”
Jokes on you I technically skip breakfast for several weeks now, if breakfast is only eaten in the morning. Now, I want monkey in my office until lunch, unharmed.