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  • urmums401k [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    2 days ago

    Whoops accidentally deleted.

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    There’s a secret third thing to the fight or flight reflex, and you should absolutely put your dick in the depths of that abyss, even if you lack the courage to gaze long into them. Might help with panic generally, but will definitely make you a more interesting person.

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      Whoops accidentally deleted. Short version:

      Secret third thing to your ‘fight or flight’ reflex. Find a way to coax that out to mitigate panic. Which is to say: even if you lack the courage to gaze long into that abyss; you should try sticking any dicks you might have in there.

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          Thats the spirit! And speaking of bones; you know that witch who wants to steal all of yours?

          Her ass is pretty magnificent, isn’t it? And how does she get her hair to do that? And the dude from your nightmares, the one with no skin, The Sceaming Man? He’s pretty ripped isn’t he? I bet those muscles would feel great. And maybe its just a codpiece or something but he’s seriously packing. You… You think maybe they’d be down for some fun?