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Only way that could possibly have been better would have been if it were the Onion + Cards Against Humanity.
This is top shelf.
And in the darkest night shone a brief light, and all were made well for a time.
The victims apparently were part of the bid process, and accepted a lower offer from The Onion.
I… okay.
Buckle up. This party is just getting started.