Don_Dickle@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 9 hours agoI have been told ever since I was a little shit that when you die you go to heaven first wait in line for St Peter to judge you at the pearly gates? Is this in the Bible? I thought god did judgingmessage-squaremessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up145arrow-down13
arrow-up142arrow-down1message-squareI have been told ever since I was a little shit that when you die you go to heaven first wait in line for St Peter to judge you at the pearly gates? Is this in the Bible? I thought god did judgingDon_Dickle@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 9 hours agomessage-square51fedilink
minus-squaresnooggums@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-28 hours agoI wonder if enough technicians go to heaven could the pearly gates can be automated so St Peter can finally retire.
minus-squareFlax@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·8 hours agoImagine being sent to hell over a database error
minus-squaremoistclump@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 hours agoGoing to name my kid [NULL] so he has a fighting chance.
minus-squarejerkface@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 hours agoImagine being sent to hell to be a database administrator. MySQL and Access, obviously
minus-squareRobotToasterlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 hours agoSt Peter gets laid off, and unionises the other saints to go on strike.
minus-squaresnooggums@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 hours agoLucifer was cast out of hell for forming the first union.
I wonder if enough technicians go to heaven could the pearly gates can be automated so St Peter can finally retire.
Imagine being sent to hell over a database error
Going to name my kid [NULL] so he has a fighting chance.
They use an id system
Imagine being sent to hell to be a database administrator. MySQL and Access, obviously
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
St Peter gets laid off, and unionises the other saints to go on strike.
Lucifer was cast out of hell for forming the first union.