Fulfill your touch requirements with zero effort!
Next time a loser on the internet tells you to touch grass you can blow their mind by replying “I literally am right now”.
Fulfill your touch requirements with zero effort!
Next time a loser on the internet tells you to touch grass you can blow their mind by replying “I literally am right now”.
“touching grass” makes think of chiggers and makes me itch.
Platinum level subscribers receive sod that is guaranteed insect-free!
Nothing that bites you should be smaller than two feet long. I feel like that’s the minimum size for being able to really fight something. If something wants to bite you it should be fighting size.