iii to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 hours agoWhat's your purpose of life?message-squaremessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up124arrow-down12
arrow-up122arrow-down1message-squareWhat's your purpose of life?iii to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 hours agomessage-square45fedilink
minus-squarenicomachus@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 hours agoMy purpose in life is to produce poop and pee. I work hard so that I can afford food and water so that I can eventually poo and pee. I have an urge to reproduce so that my children can also poop and pee.
minus-squarenicomachus@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 hours agoThere’s nothing better then a good poop.
minus-squareiiiOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-23 hours agoIt’s a solved problem: metamucil. Every poop good, good poop is no longer special.
My purpose in life is to produce poop and pee. I work hard so that I can afford food and water so that I can eventually poo and pee. I have an urge to reproduce so that my children can also poop and pee.
Why would you wish that upon them?
There’s nothing better then a good poop.
It’s a solved problem: metamucil.
Every poop good, good poop is no longer special.
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