• LostXOR@fedia.io
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    30 days ago

    To all the people choosing the garlic bread, have you considered the vampire girlfriend might be able to make you immortal by making you a vampire?

    Of course being immortal sounds like it would massively suck, garlic bread all the way!

    • shalafi@lemmy.world
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      30 days ago

      That’s what I came to ask! If she can make me immortal, well, sleep all day, party all night, never grow old, never die, it’s fun to be a vampire.

    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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      30 days ago

      Immortal but some conditions apply is worth living. Immortal no conditions apply is hell. When we get bored and wanna die we can just walk into the sun or make garlic bread and die happy together.

      In short, vampire gf all the way