Slip a bowl of pasta through the closet door every day.

Sell it to the merpeople, they’ll be happy to have a proper house for once!

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Spinny X-ray tube!

And if you have enough lead inside you that you absorb X-rays, you’re probably dead.

Are the police legally allowed to give it to a museum, or do they have to destroy it?

The AI that we trained on racism is racist? Clearly it’s the AI’s fault, we’re totally innocent!

Almost as if any election “fraud” by immigrants is so minor it has zero influence on anything, who would’ve thought?

I don’t have to sell it, but I assume I’ll want to eventually. And yeah a million isn’t really that much for a precious metal shop anyways.

Gold jewelry doesn’t have as much inherent value as bullion, so it would be harder to sell without losing money. And in 24 hours I could easily drive to a big city for the purchase (or just book a flight with a tiny fraction of the money).

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I’d find a well-established shop that sells gold bullion, go there, and tell them I’d like to purchase a million dollars’ worth. Probably not the most efficient way, but it would be very fast and I think I can get by with losing a few percent of my new fortune.

I buy $1M worth of gold. Definitely something that could be done in a day, and it’s a good investment and highly liquid.

Marry her?

Quantum entangled particles can’t influence each other; they just allow you to infer information about one particle by observing the other. It’s like if you randomly put a red and a blue ball in two different boxes without looking, then moved them far apart. Opening one box and seeing a red ball instantly tells you the other box has a blue ball, no matter the distance, but no information has been transmitted faster than the speed of light (because the boxes can only move slower than light).

It was a manifestation of his own inner evil that killed him, not an actual person.

Huh that’s really interesting, you’re right, and I learned a lot of new stuff about networking that I didn’t know before.

If you’re not on the same local network as the server and it’s not configured to be accessible from the general internet, you need some sort of proxy to access it.