“It’s not a phase, mom, this is who I really am!!”

Fashion is cyclical. The other day my kid asked me if I still had any of my old JNCOs.

Ugh it’s called fashion, Becky, you wouldn’t understand.

Orcas are smart. They may actually understand that we watch them. Maybe they are just messing with us

I just might dig out my onion and tie it to my belt.