The Pentagon late Tuesday said it was unable to confirm reports that North Korean troops are taking advantage of their more expansive internet access in Russia to consume copious amounts of online pornography.
U.S. Department of Defense spokesperson Maj. Charlie Dietz said he couldn’t verify “any North Korean internet habits or virtual ‘extracurriculars’” taking place in Russia, saying the Pentagon is only concerned with the “more serious” aspects of the North Korean military relationship with Russia as it wages war on Ukraine.
“As for internet access, that’s a question best directed to Moscow. Right now, our attention remains on supporting Ukraine and addressing the more significant regional security concerns,” Dietz said.
I couldn’t verify that Maj. Charlie Dietz didn’t shit his pants
Dietz Nuts