🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 天前Anon pretends to be sicksh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1579arrow-down18
arrow-up1571arrow-down1external-linkAnon pretends to be sicksh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 天前message-square35fedilink
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32arrow-down2·3 天前Did you break your arm just now? - Yes. - Is it the one with which you write? - No. - Going to school! Running a fever? - Yes. - How high? - 39.9°C - Yeah, not fatal, going to school! Can relate, I’m Balkan…
minus-squareTar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up26arrow-down1·3 天前Is it the one you use to write? Why aren’t you ambidextrous? Go to school!
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·3 天前Broke both of them? Perfect time to start developing photographic memory!
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 天前Nah, that’s when you get a happy ending.
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 天前Knowing my folks, they’d, no joke, probably question the possibility of my quickly learning to write with my feet before calling it a day… Maybe for a second, but they certainly would!
minus-squareOwllinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·3 天前You’re ambidextrous anyway because you’ve been playing the piano since your third birthday !
Did you break your arm just now? - Yes. - Is it the one with which you write? - No. - Going to school!
Running a fever? - Yes. - How high? - 39.9°C - Yeah, not fatal, going to school!
Can relate, I’m Balkan…
Is it the one you use to write? Why aren’t you ambidextrous? Go to school!
Broke both of them? Perfect time to start developing photographic memory!
Nah, that’s when you get a happy ending.
Knowing my folks, they’d, no joke, probably question the possibility of my quickly learning to write with my feet before calling it a day… Maybe for a second, but they certainly would!
You’re ambidextrous anyway because you’ve been playing the piano since your third birthday !